|Your very own Potions Master.|
|You can take him to the beach.|
|He's not so scary if you dress him right.|
|But if you dress him wrong, he may give you nightmares.|
|So far, I've made two PDF files of Snape and his clothes.
The first includes the naughty nearly-nude Severus, plus:
look at a picture or download Basic Snape [91 KB]
The second is a complete outfit for performing Riddikulus on any boggart which may have taken the form of Professor Snape. It consists of:
You can print out these PDFs (make sure the 'stretch page' and 'shrink page' boxes are NOT checked), and stick them to sheets of flexible, adhesive-backed magnet, available at your local craft store. A clear sealant spray will help prevent the ink from smudging if your hands get all sweaty playing with the hapless Professor.
The inimitable Chronographia von Strangehours has made a bunch more clothing for Snape. You can get it strangehours.com. If anyone else out there gets ambitious and makes clothes for Snape, I'd love to see them. Send me an e-mail: mr.velocipede (at) gmail dot com.
DISCLAIMER: Severus Snape belongs to J.K. Rowling. Alan Rickman belongs to himself. The Belvedere Apollo is presumably public domain by now. All vector-pushing was done by Morgen Bell. Oh the shame.