|The Golden Fernblat Award is given only to pages that have demonstrated unusual and noteworthy frivolity, superlative qualities of entertainment, and a general attitude of Not Taking Themselves Too Seriously.
You may be assured that all sites displaying the Fernblat are pleasant to view, quick to load, and free of irritating music or other distractions. These websites do not necessarily have any redeeming practical value. They are only memorable for having provided Me with light diversion for a reasonable period of time.
If your page has been selected as the recipient of this award, congratulations! You have met my impossibly high standards for graphic design and intelligence. Try not to be too smug. It will only irritate others.
For information, confusion, misdirection, and outraged complaints, contact Morgen Bell.
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